Dad – Daughter Talks
Dad: Hey sweetie! Your mom told me you want to be a doctor when you grow up. Is that true? Daughter: No, dad. I want...
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Scary Zoom Meetings
“Oh wow! I didn’t know you can pick a haunted house as background for Zoom meetings.” “Nope! There isn’t one available. It’s my real house...
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Lonely Date Nights
“Was extremely worried about you last night! You left without saying goodbye.” “I apologize. I had to step out for a moment to get some...
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Quarantine Important Jobs
Marco: Hey Nathan! How’s your quarantine life so far? Nathan: I’ve got an important job so I’m not allowed to take a break from work....
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Reghosting
“Reconnecting with so many people can be tedious. But, what’s more overwhelming is the thought that I’ll have to reghost each one when this is...
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Best Foot Forward
**Guy just finished building himself up — talking about his nice traits, affiliations and accomplishments. Girl: That was impressive! I’m surprised nothing came up when...
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Vampire Chronicles
“I’m confident I’ll be safe from the virus. I eat raw garlic 3-5 times daily.” “I doubt it! It’s the virus we’re fighting, not vampires.”
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Assumptions
“How can you be heartbroken? I didn’t even know you were in a relationship.” “Well, that’s exactly what he said when I broke up with...
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Semicolons
“Are you and Jacob still together?” “Not anymore. We broke up because he thought semicolons are only used to make wink emojis.”
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Odd Combo
Woman to a friend: We’ve been on quarantine for so long. Are you curious as to how my mental health is going? I just ate...
