Quarantine Important Jobs
Marco: Hey Nathan! How’s your quarantine life so far? Nathan: I’ve got an important job so I’m not allowed to take a break from work....
Marco: Hey Nathan! How’s your quarantine life so far? Nathan: I’ve got an important job so I’m not allowed to take a break from work....
“Hey! Lisa said she can’t find you anywhere on social media. Are you okay?” “Oh definitely! I had to block her. Just following the social...
“Are you and Jacob still together?” “Not anymore. We broke up because he thought semicolons are only used to make wink emojis.”
Bored Roommate to Alexa: “Alexa, stop the pandemic!”
“Was extremely worried about you last night! You left without saying goodbye.” “I apologize. I had to step out for a moment to get some...
**Guy just finished building himself up — talking about his nice traits, affiliations and accomplishments. Girl: That was impressive! I’m surprised nothing came up when...
Dad: Hey sweetie! Your mom told me you want to be a doctor when you grow up. Is that true? Daughter: No, dad. I want...
Guy at Costco: “Hey ma’am, you don’t need to line up to get inside. Just tell the guard that you’re 65 and they’ll let you...
Woman to a friend: We’ve been on quarantine for so long. Are you curious as to how my mental health is going? I just ate...
“Reconnecting with so many people can be tedious. But, what’s more overwhelming is the thought that I’ll have to reghost each one when this is...