Semicolons
“Are you and Jacob still together?” “Not anymore. We broke up because he thought semicolons are only used to make wink emojis.”
“Are you and Jacob still together?” “Not anymore. We broke up because he thought semicolons are only used to make wink emojis.”
“Hey! Lisa said she can’t find you anywhere on social media. Are you okay?” “Oh definitely! I had to block her. Just following the social...
Guy 1: Hope you can come for a visit this weekend. But hey, don’t bring that girl again with you. Last time she visited my...
Woman to a friend: We’ve been on quarantine for so long. Are you curious as to how my mental health is going? I just ate...
“I’m confident I’ll be safe from the virus. I eat raw garlic 3-5 times daily.” “I doubt it! It’s the virus we’re fighting, not vampires.”
Bored Roommate to Alexa: “Alexa, stop the pandemic!”
“Oh wow! I didn’t know you can pick a haunted house as background for Zoom meetings.” “Nope! There isn’t one available. It’s my real house...
“Reconnecting with so many people can be tedious. But, what’s more overwhelming is the thought that I’ll have to reghost each one when this is...
Marco: Hey Nathan! How’s your quarantine life so far? Nathan: I’ve got an important job so I’m not allowed to take a break from work....
“Was extremely worried about you last night! You left without saying goodbye.” “I apologize. I had to step out for a moment to get some...