Best Foot Forward
**Guy just finished building himself up — talking about his nice traits, affiliations and accomplishments. Girl: That was impressive! I’m surprised nothing came up when...
**Guy just finished building himself up — talking about his nice traits, affiliations and accomplishments. Girl: That was impressive! I’m surprised nothing came up when...
“Are you and Jacob still together?” “Not anymore. We broke up because he thought semicolons are only used to make wink emojis.”
Guy at Costco: “Hey ma’am, you don’t need to line up to get inside. Just tell the guard that you’re 65 and they’ll let you...
Bored Roommate to Alexa: “Alexa, stop the pandemic!”
Guy 1: Hope you can come for a visit this weekend. But hey, don’t bring that girl again with you. Last time she visited my...
“Hey! Lisa said she can’t find you anywhere on social media. Are you okay?” “Oh definitely! I had to block her. Just following the social...
Woman to a friend: We’ve been on quarantine for so long. Are you curious as to how my mental health is going? I just ate...
Dad: Hey sweetie! Your mom told me you want to be a doctor when you grow up. Is that true? Daughter: No, dad. I want...
“Reconnecting with so many people can be tedious. But, what’s more overwhelming is the thought that I’ll have to reghost each one when this is...
“Was extremely worried about you last night! You left without saying goodbye.” “I apologize. I had to step out for a moment to get some...