Dad – Daughter Talks
Dad: Hey sweetie! Your mom told me you want to be a doctor when you grow up. Is that true? Daughter: No, dad. I want...
Dad: Hey sweetie! Your mom told me you want to be a doctor when you grow up. Is that true? Daughter: No, dad. I want...
Guy at Costco: “Hey ma’am, you don’t need to line up to get inside. Just tell the guard that you’re 65 and they’ll let you...
“I’m confident I’ll be safe from the virus. I eat raw garlic 3-5 times daily.” “I doubt it! It’s the virus we’re fighting, not vampires.”
Bored Roommate to Alexa: “Alexa, stop the pandemic!”
“How can you be heartbroken? I didn’t even know you were in a relationship.” “Well, that’s exactly what he said when I broke up with...
“Hey! Lisa said she can’t find you anywhere on social media. Are you okay?” “Oh definitely! I had to block her. Just following the social...
“Are you and Jacob still together?” “Not anymore. We broke up because he thought semicolons are only used to make wink emojis.”
**Guy just finished building himself up — talking about his nice traits, affiliations and accomplishments. Girl: That was impressive! I’m surprised nothing came up when...
“Was extremely worried about you last night! You left without saying goodbye.” “I apologize. I had to step out for a moment to get some...
Marco: Hey Nathan! How’s your quarantine life so far? Nathan: I’ve got an important job so I’m not allowed to take a break from work....